Storytelling

Willow wanted to tell me a story today while we were playing this afternoon.These were her two offerings word for word.

'Once upon a time there was a big fat chicken in a forest and he said 'hello my dear' and then he ran away from a big fat monster, who was really tall and a big giant. And then he got the chicken and ate him. And then he got sick and turned into a baby and the giant ate the melon instead of the baby. And then a big fat giant got mummy and then i saved her and that cheered you up. The end'

'Once upon a time there was a big fat tiger in the forest and he ate all of the balloons and the stars and the tiger ate the owl .And there was a big fat other tiger and a snake in my forest and they ate each other up. The end'

Conversation

Willow (to her poo in the toilet)
'Hello whale, will you be my best friend?
What can you say to that? :)